ben wasser

02/07/2008

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01/07/2008

“ What is a ‘quotation’ if not a justification to ourselves of part of who we are, some passive aggressive validation, a witty moment that highlights something we wish to believe, a display so eloquent, we keep hoping, maybe someday they might be quoting me. Yes, you see, the problem with quoting others is that in trying to highlight the wit of someone else it is still, in fact, all about you. Justifications, aspirations, validations. You don’t need quotes of someone else’s reflection, you need to simply reflect further within yourself. The answers are already there, if only you can step outside of someone else’s context, you, too, shall see. „

Benjamin Franklin (via mascarah)

I know this is highly ironic to post, but I couldn’t help myself. They should make this pop up before anyone can submit a post on tumblr.

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30/06/2008

it was good, but it wasn’t that good.

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pot of eggs in a convenience store

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29/06/2008

in a perfect world, every shop would have a neon sign.

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people eat this.

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28/06/2008

i’m following so many people on tumblr, i can’t even tell when i’m reblogged anymore (which isn’t often) so i decided to check if i’d been reblogged in the past couple days and like 5 people reblogged random things of mine. i love you all. i don’t know why being reblogged makes me so happy. i need to take more pictures of animals.

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thoughts on the new icann motion

dan: honestly why would they need a .pepsi
like there'd ever be more than one pepsi site
me: maybe pepsi has ambitions of grandeur
creditcards.pepsi
mortgages.pepsi
divorcelawyers.pepsi

Conversation posted at 04:27

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How To: Do Your Laundry

1. Notice that you’ve run out of t-shirts.

2. Throw a bunch of dirty t-shirts in the sink

3. Turn on the water, making sure to set the pressure hard enough to spray all over the shorts you’re wearing so that it looks like you’ve wet yourself.

4. Put a whole bunch of detergent over the shirts because you’re not really sure how much you’re supposed to use.

5. Knead the detergent into the shirts like a cat in a good mood.

6. Half-heartedly rinse the shirts because it would take forever to do it properly.

7. Start hanging the shirts up to dry on your shower curtain rod because the last time you hung your clothes up to dry outside, a giant beetle moved into one of your socks and it freaked you out.

8. By the time you hang your fourth shirt up, the shower curtain rod should break and drop all your clothes into the water (that you had been stepping in with your dirty shoes) beneath, making them filthy.

9. Go to step 2.

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