March 2008
29 posts
birthdays
me: i desperately hope my parents arent going to get me anything
becca: I got a lava lamp off my granddad like 4 times
becca: I think somebody scammed him into buying a load of lava lamps, he got scammed a lot
me: that's a pretty cool scam though
more websites you should know about
these ones aren’t about me. most importantly, if you’re not already reading girlsarepretty, you NEED TO. NOW. basic instructions is good and kinda popular but the guy who makes it seems to think it’s still small time. i think it’s snuck into my heart as my favorite web comic. cat and girl is also good even if i don’t understand it. i’m not hip enough to read...
“It is a great location, & you can show Becca a nice time (romantic)”
– my mom
me: im zo cu kdc up
becca: aww
becca: poor ben
me: i feel so ficks
me: sik
becca: aww :(
me: i love tiy
becca: I love you too
boingboing is so far up it’s own bum right now, i’m not sure i can put up with it. my relationship with boingboing had been rocky before, but it’s nearing the time it loses its place in my bookmark bar. while reading the following link, that bitter taste in your mouth is the taste of witnessing pure nerd arrogance, or nerdogance as i have dubbed it:...
becca: I'm watching this really angry scottish guy on the train
me: you can just say scottish guy
oh did tumblr decide to come back online?
kevin: its because im ugly
ben: everyone's ugly
ben: you need to be comfortable with yourself
kevin: you always know how to make me feel better
becca: ben really does think everyone is ugly
becca: except himself
bree daniels is a self-destructive call girl
so i was reading through my blog (it’s the most pertinent blog i know of) and i saw that i didn’t really explain, that by bree daniels, i meant the incredibly obscure reggae artist and not whatever else bree daniels could mean. it turns out bree daniels was a character played by jane fonda in the wonderfully titled film, klute. i had never heard of it but it sounds like it was famous....
a modest proposal (but no really)
boingboing should split into two different sites, one full of interesting, cute, original content by Mark Frauenfelder and David Pescovitz, and the other full of disney shit, self promotion, and quixotic political blather by Cory Doctorow and Xeni Jardin. oh god cory, i can’t get enough of your travel photos. it’s like having one of those obnoxious neighbors who invites you over and...
Watchi found this old video of my cat. it’s highly engrossing and its appeal is broad. she makes a noise at 0:10 and then i fumble to stop the recording for a few seconds.
dan: what should i get raylene for her birthday
me: http://www.univenter.com/p_kangaroo_scrotum_bottle_opener.html
dan: oh fabulous
according to twitter,
jesus christ has 26 followers. also, he speaks spanish and is a fan of veronica mars. where do i get baptized? http://twitter.com/jesuschrist
me: your blog is ruining my life.
becca: Okay
becca: I will put something on it
becca: when something interesting happens
me: you obviously don't understand the purpose of blogs
“When I clicked on the link, it did some sort of scan & then told me there...”
– my mom
mom: hi--did you get my email? just sent
me: yes i did
me: i think you should definitely fall for that scam
me: hahaha im so glad i joined twitter
Becca: I don't like it
me: well that's because brad turcotte doesn't like your blog
Becca: I dont know who he is
me: bradsucks.com
Becca: ...
Becca: porn?
me: bradsucks.net
Becca: hahaha
state of affairs:
me: we've become unpopular
him: well we're still fucking cool
“Well I was trying to sleep and it was weirding me out and I thought it...”
– you can never be too careful.
“I look fat and naked and I’m next to a burger”
– in reference to a very artistic polaroid i took
unhealthy hobbies
-pretending to be people you find in old yearbooks -reading craigslist like it’s some sort of postmodern encyclopedia -listening to other people having sex -blogging -falling in love -cookies
her: I don't think girls with bigger boobs are actually any better at breast feeding
me: well maybe not in skill
her: yeah but I don't think they produce more milk
me: oh you're right
me: but i had to see the most disturbing website to corroborate that
her: lemme see
recent populist art that i like
packing tape art by Mark Khaisman: . shadows of junk by Tim Noble and Sue Webster: . the writer by Giancarlo Neri: . photorealistic pen art by Juan Francisco Casas: