So I was browsing* the Barbie website just now and saw they’re letting people choose what career Barbie should have next. Unfortunately, lifecaster wasn’t among the choices.

Of the choices, though, one of them stood out: Environmentalist.

Is this a profession? Don’t you think she’d make a better free market capitalist? The sad part is that environmentalist will probably win if they discount all the Redditors voting for computer engineer. Social responsibility! Animals! No qualifications!

Take heed, Julia, I see a new career opportunity for you.

*I wasn’t really, Mom.